Khaki is the new black - A.

Guys: buy dark cargo khaki  pants. Girls: buy your man dark cargo khaki pants. Do it now before you are publicly humiliated.

I said in my last post today that S. is coming into town, and we will be together virtually all day tomorrow. She hasn't been in town for a few weeks now, which is soooooooo freaking long. So as you'd imagine, today I am going crazy!!! I'm so excited and can't hardly stand the anticipation!

Enter the dark khaki cargo pants.

See, we both hit a bit of a dry patch in our intimacy a week and a half ago. And really this whole time she's been gone, we haven't had the time or energy to have phone/skype sex or any kind of really good fantasies. I'm blaming it on our sub-par day together last time and a plethora of mis-matched scheduling issues. But in these past four or five days, our sex drives must have revved up again, because we've both been in really horny, dirty moods. We still haven't had enough time or energy for any MAJORLY hot stuff, but we've definitely been way turned on. Like, non-stop. Can't say that I mind.
But today I hit a bump in the road (almost literally). See, with our date tomorrow, I've been planning and plotting about all the fun stuff we'll be doing. And in doing that I have let my mind drift off into some fairly vivid and explicit images of her. Like, since I got up at 6:45. And don't get me wrong, I am LOVING it.

However, It does mean I have walked around pretty much hard all day. Ordinarily this would not be an issue. But today, there is a cleaning lady here. AND in an hour or so I've gotta go grocery shopping. And to make things worse, my dick isn't exactly subtle. It doesn't really curve to the side or down, so I can't do the slick little tuck-it-sideways-down-your-pant-leg-where-no-one-notices move. It goes straight out and curves slightly upwards. The only real way he'll tuck is straight up, which isn't really any better than having a little tent coming out of your pants. In fact, it's slightly worse. So I had to act fast. I tried sweatpants, tight jeans, loose jeans, dressy pants, regular khakis, board shorts, gym shorts, and cargo shorts. But with each, after a few steps it was hello Mr. Pocket Rocket as he asserted himself in the straight out at-attention pose.

Until I put on my dark brown cargo khaki pants.

All of a sudden, as if by magic, everything was hidden! I don't know why, but these pants withstand even the most persistent erection. Something about the thick, soft fabric and the way it hangs off my waist just made everything down there look normal. And now I can wander my home and the local Target without ridicule! Crisis averted.

Till next time,
-A.